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The Guys' Rules

2009-01-13T23:01:00.000-08:00

Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules " From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are their rules!Please note.. These are all numbered "1" .

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

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1. Crying is blackmail.

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1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!

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1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

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1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

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1. You have enough clothes.

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1. You have too many shoes.

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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

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SO GALS ............

WHAT U THINK ABOUT IT?

Ultimate truth Cool Ones!!! (Uncanny-but true !)

2008-11-04T20:27:00.001-08:00

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human; to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

How can a student pass ??

2008-10-19T01:15:00.000-07:00

How can a student pass ??
It is not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student:
Sundays-52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.
8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.
1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.
2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)- means 30days.
Days left 96.
1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days.
Days left 81.
Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40.
Days left 6.
For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.
Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.
That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!! !!!!!!!
Balance = 0
" THEN How can a student pass??”

24 THINGS TO ALWAYS REMEMBER.......

2008-09-25T22:38:00.000-07:00

1. Your presence is a present to the world.
2. You're unique and one of a kind.
3. Your life can be what you want it to be.
4. Take the days just one at a time.
5. Count your blessings, not your troubles.
6. You'll make it through whatever comes along.
7. Within you are so many answers.
8. Understand, have courage, be strong.
9. Don't put limits on yourself.
10. So many dreams are waiting to be realized.
11. Decisions are too important to leave to chance.
12. Reach for your peak, your goal, and your prize.
13. Nothing wastes more energy than worrying.
14. The longer one carries a problem, the heavier it gets.
15. Don't take things too seriously.
16. Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.
17. Remember that a little love goes a long way.
18. Remember that a lot . . . goes forever.
19. Remember that friendship is a wise investment.
20. Life's treasures are people . . . together.
21. Realize that it's never too late.
22. Do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.
23. Have health and hope and happiness.
24. Take the time to wish upon a star.

SO U THINK U KNOW EVEYTHING?

2008-09-25T22:09:00.000-07:00

CHECK THIS OUT:

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes) .

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.(Some days that's about what my memory span is)

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.)Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

There are more chickens than people in the world..

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

21 Golden Rules

2008-09-07T23:45:00.000-07:00

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for se lf; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN '"SOMEONE U LOVE'" AND '"SOMEONE U LIKE'"

2008-09-07T03:44:00.000-07:00

In front of the person u love,ur heart beats faster.

But in front of the person u like,u get happy.

In front of a person u love,winter seems like a spring.

But in front of a person u like,winter is just a beautiful winter.I

f u look into the eyes of the one u love,u blush.

But if u look into the eyes of the one u like,u smile.

In front of a person u love,u can't say anything on ur mind.

But in front of a person u like,u can.

In front of the one u love,u tend to get shy.

But in front of the one u like,u can show ur own self.

U can't look straight into the eyes of the one u love.

But u can always smile into the eyes of the one u like.

When the one u love is crying,u cry with him.

But when the one u like is crying,u end up comforting him.

The feeling of love starts from the eye.

But the feeling of liking starts from the ear.

So if u stop liking a person u used to like,all uneed to do is close ur ears.

But if u try to close ur eyes,love turns into a drop of tear & remains in ur heart forever..... ..

HEY GUYS,DO U LIKE MARKETING?

2008-09-07T03:22:00.002-07:00

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising..."

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN...........

2008-08-12T02:44:00.000-07:00

16th August, coming Saturday, is an auspicious day that stands as a festival dedicated to brothers and sisters who share the special bond of love and protection. Raksha Bandhan usually known as Rakhi means a bond of protection. It is a day marked for all those brothers and sisters who fight a lot but yet can’t live without fighting with each other; and in that fight somewhere is a special tie of unconditional love and respect.

Fighting is a part of a brother-sister relationship. Ask your brother what he loves to do the most and his reply will be “pulling my sister’s hair” (My Brother sometimes irritates me and my sister by pulling our hairs)!! Who are those two people running around the house chasing each other? The answer is bro-sis. They fight a lot not because they hate each other, but because they are inseparable.

I have a brother with whom I’ve fought a lot when I was a little kid (even now I fight with him), how about you all? How often do you guys fight with your siblings and who wins at last? On what topics do you fight Huh?

And, how about this Raksha Bandhan? Any gifts you’ve thought so far?Make sure you make your Raksha Bandhan special with loads of loving coming our way too! Let that Rakhi not just be a simple thread but let it be a thread full of affection, blessing and of course, love.

"WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN"

NICE LEAVE APPLICATIONS

2008-06-06T01:03:00.000-07:00

See, how people write leave Applications.

It's murder of English language. But it’s Too Funny. Just Read It.

The Leave Applications;)

Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."

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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

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Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

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Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."

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Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

WHAT A MATHEMATICS

2008-06-05T03:32:00.000-07:00

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Lessons in Logic

2008-06-04T03:59:00.000-07:00

LOVE vs INFATUATION

2008-05-02T04:01:00.000-07:00

Young people are often confused and unable to discern the frustrating flush of the magical experience of falling in love.

Infatuation is the initial, instant attraction and intense desire for a person of the opposite sex.

Love is a friendship that has caught fire. It takes root, develops and grows one day at a time. The process is slow.

Infatuation lacks confidence. When he/she is away you wonder if he/she is cheating you. Sometimes you check perhaps even discreetly.

Love means trust. You are calm, secure and unthreatened. Your beloved feels the same also and this makes both even more trustworthy.

Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity. You are excited and eager, but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions or some unclear actions about your beloved that you would not like to examine too closely. It might spoil the dream.

Love is quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real. It gives you strength and grows beyond you to bolster your beloved. You are warmed by his/her presence even when he/she is away. Miles of distance do not separate you. You want him/her nearer, but near or far, you know he/she is yours and you can wait.

Infatuation has an element of sexual excitement. If you are honest, you can admit it is difficult to be in one another's company, for the underlying fear that it will end in intimacy.

Love is the maturation of friendship. You are confident that you must be friends before you can be lovers.

Infatuation is usually temporary and eventually fades. It, however, might lead you to do things you will regret later, but love never will.

Love is an upper. It makes you look up. Love usually lasts longer and goes deeper than strong sexual Feelings. It makes you think up and makes you a better person.

Infatuation makes you feel anxious, nervous and jealous. You feel convinced that you can't live without the other person. You are unable to see the person for who they really are because he/she is perfect in your eyes.

Love makes you feel excited. You are willing to respect the other person's opinions and accept the good or bad qualities. You share similar values and beliefs and you see the person for who they really are.

Infatuation says, We must get married right away! I can't risk losing you!

Love says, Be patient. Do not panic. Plan your future with confidence. There are rewards in waiting.

Nice one.... Try reading, keep on laughing!!

2008-03-14T03:22:00.000-07:00

These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH..

our class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america..".. ..lol...
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DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"......
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My manager started like this"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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our chemistry HOD comes and tells us..."My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code.."i understand.. u understand.computer how understand??
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This is What Hindi Movies is all about......

2008-03-12T02:40:00.000-07:00

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha

Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her.
Poor girl, little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

Rangeela

Aamir Khan tells his friend that he will take Urmila Matondkar for a chinese meal. Strangely when they are in restaurant, Aamir Khan orders usal pulav etc.

What's happened to the wish for noodles ?

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi

Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America. Jet Airways does not fly abroad.

Raja Hindustani

Navneet Nishan has short hair before marriage. But after tying the knot, overnight she acquires waist-length hair.

What a hair raising experience !!

Raja

Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil.

Who filled the can?

Guddu

Manisha & Shahrukh are seen hanging from a parachute during a song. But when the song ends, they land down on the glider.

What a switch above sea level !!!

Tere Mere Sapne

Priya Gill is doing her B.A. But at the bus stop, she is carrying her electrical technology by .L.Theraja.

What an electrifying change of discipline !!!

BIRTH DATE AND UR LOVE LIFE.....

2008-02-28T23:12:00.000-08:00

Is your birthday day 1 of the month?

Your Life
You are very curious and dedicating. When you are interested in something,everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to be more patient and complete what you have started, you will be successful in life.
Your Love
You believe in love at first sight. You won't wait to learn more about the person. Vice versa, people who fail to impress you will hardly get a chance to be your friend. Your emotion is on the extreme. You can only love or hate, nothing in between and this often shows in your expression. Try not to end a relationship in a quarrel.
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Is your birthday day 2 of the month?

Your Life
You have great common sense but usually fail to follow through. This might happens because you are too busy with your mission and shut yourself from the outside world. You are clever and profound so there's a slight chance for self-control problem.
Your Love

Your love progress slowly, and quietly. You seem to be contented with your unrequited love. Your are a romantic and loyal lover.
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Is your birthday day 3 of the month?

Your Life

Although you are innocent and romantic but your expression often misleadothers that you are an active, fun loving kid. Because of your double personality, it's hard for others to really know the real you. You are careful and patient.

Your Love

Your love is the greatest which often surprises others. No one can bring you to light when you are in love. Your confidencemight lead you to the track your parents disagree .

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Is your birthday day 4 of the month?

Your Life

You usually think before acting which makes your life quite easy. But you often are the one who give yourself a hard time by being paranoid. People might not truly understand you but you are really nice to be around. You are cheerful and friendly.

Your Love

Still water runs deep, that's what you are. You always surprise others with your new character when you are in love. Your love trap often comes unexpectedly and your love life is full of surprises.

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Is your birthday day 5 of the month?

Your Life

Although you are on the quiet side, but you enjoy excitement and changes. Routine is something you cannot stand. Because of your extreme confidence, you hardly ask others for opinion. You believe in leading your own life, and you have got the gift in doing so.

Your Love

Nothing can stop you from making progress in your love life. Once you are in love, you feel the ownership of your lover. A third party can only makes your jealousy becomes worse.

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Is your birthday day 6 of the month?

Your Life

You are generous with people in need, sometimes to an extreme that peoplefind you nosey. Your hidden courage and dedication often surprise others. Your imagination is extremely unique.

Your Love

Your love life is on the smooth track because it grows from friendship. Although you may not make a sweet lover but your sincerity bring happiness to your couple.

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Is your birthday day 7 of the month?

Your Life

You are sensitive to changes around you but your feeling is hardly expressed. You hate exaggerations. Under your quiet personality, you are rather stubborn and self-cantered. These qualities are the force behind your extreme persistence.

Your Love

You have enormous courage to please your lover. Your relationship often progress quickly.

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Is your birthday day 8 of the month?

Your Life

You have pleasant and friendly personality. People look up to your wit and imagination. You are unpredictable and hardly complete what you started, which sometimes create negative impact to people around you.

Your Love

Falling in love becomes your routine. Most of the time you are lucky. Youfascinate people with good taste but you never have enough with one. Although your love progresses very fast, it never lasts.

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Is your birthday day 9 of the month?

your Life

You often have problem in promoting yourself, just because you don't know how to express your true self. On the other hand, you don't really care what they think. This is why people misunderstand you until they really get a chance to learn about your pleasant personality.Opposite sex find you mysterious and worth searching. Your wit is remarkable but sometimes you are too fast to follow.

Your Love

You won't reveal your feeling even after dreaming about the same guy over and over. Your first love lasts forever. You are responsible to the feeling of your lover. The chance to betray your lover is none. You have luck with children. You Will be Happy Always with your Love and Marriage.

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Is your birthday day 10 of the month?

Your Life

You are very capable. If you are a woman, you have high chance to be a renowned workingwoman. If you are a man, your path to fame and honour is near. As an innovator, you are not a good follower. You are good in implementing your imagination and share it withothers. You are always well dressed.

Your Love

You often lose your love ones from being too jealous. You always feel like you own the person you fall in love with and that often blows yourrelationship.

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Is your birthday day 11 of the month?

Your Life

You are gracious, elegant and prudent. People admire your qualities and someeven become jealous of you. You are realistic, flexible and adaptable. You are remarkably kind and moral person.

Your Love

You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the one you love. Your lover will always have your gentleness, care and loyalty. You will always be happy to hand around the one you love.

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Is your birthday day 12 of the month?

Your Life

You are friendly, humorous and full of energy. You are open-minded and do not care for minor details. Your weak point is your hot temper.

Your Love

You are willing to start off in one-sided love affairs because you strongly believe that you will eventually win his/her heart. On the other hand, once you are together, you always want to do things your way, which is often the fire starter. You usually run in and out of love quickly.

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Is your birthday day 13 of the month?

Your Life

You are sincere and easy going. Flattering and charming around are not your style. You care so much for freedom that often leads you to the difficult path. Because of your sincerity, most people find you easy to be around although you are sometimes too straightforward.

Your Love

Your gentleness, care and sincerity make you an attractive person. Even you don't intend to be charming, but you naturally are,especially in the eyes of opposite sex.

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Is your birthday day 14 of the month?

Your Life

You are so confident that sometimes you forget about the people around you.If you have to be in one of the two teams, you will choose to be in the winning team. On the other hand, you are kind and caring but above all, you care for your own benefits. Your imagination isunique and often gets implemented shortly after it comes across.

Your Love

You will not get soft with the one you don't really like, no matter how hard he/she tries. But once you feel for someone you have chosen, there's nogetting back.

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Is your birthday day 15 of the month?

Your Life

You are outgoing and love to be at the centre of attention. From theoutside, you may seem flashy, flirty, and tricky but your true self is strong, full of hope to be the leader. When you fail to convince someone, you will get frustrated, and perhaps let your temper shows.

Your Love

You are emotional. Many can win your heart at once, but not for long. Thisis why you hardly win a decent relationship.

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Is your birthday day 16 of the month?

Your Life

You always follow the good and the right instead of listening to your heart.Another word, you are a perfectionist. You care for every word people say about you. You often seen isolated while you are, by nature, curious and a dreamer who is ready to get over the edge to makeyour dream comes true.

Your Love

You often fall in love with a person who is much different from you, in age and other aspects. Your relationship grows on friendship. Love at fist sight is not your style.

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Is your birthday day 17 of the month?

Your Life

You neither want to be interfered nor have the desire to mess with others' life. But you are friendly and occasionally a party animal. You are always in a circle of friends. You often do things in your own way that occasionally go beyond the acceptable limit. People may find you childish and not very attractive in that sense.

Your Love

Your fun-loving character attracts opposite sex. Many of those are great.Youoften find yourself trapped among a few great guys while you have to choose only one.

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Is your birthday day 18 of the month?

Your Life

At first glance, people think you are quiet type of person. Actually you are cheerful, but conditionally. You will show your joyful character only in good mood. One the other hand, when you are moody, no one would dare to be around. Because of your emotion fluctuation and frank character, some find you hard to be around.

Your Love

You hardly show your feeling towards opposite sex no matter how much youlike him/her. Your partner also has similar character so your love affairs often take quite a while to flourish. Time tells it all. Your sincerity makes you very attractive.

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Is your birthday day 19 of the month?

Your Life

You are great in managing everything in your life and this is how you gain respect from others. Because of this quality, you sometimes feel that you are better than the rest. Extreme confidence might lead you to the wrong path. You are a free bird and want to lead yourown life.

Your Love

You love life is rather different from others'. When you are in love, nothing can stop you. You may often fight with your partner but, soon after that, you will make up in a way that surprises others.

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Is your birthday day 20 of the month?

Your Life

You are prudent, circumspect and take things seriously. Before you make any move, you will think of a few alternatives that might take a while. You arepatient, imaginative and target oriented. You value friendship more than anything else.

Your Love

You usually study your partner carefully before making any move. You never demand anything beyond the natural quality of that person. Your sincerity doesn't bring excitement in your love life but it brings deeply grownrelationship.

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Is your birthday day 21 of the month?

Your Life

You are curious and a true follower. You can please someone so much that it seem like you are trying to charm that person. You hide your disagreement under your smiling face. This is a charming quality of yours.

Your Love

You are quite unlucky in love. You are loved by someone you don't like while your dream man is so far away. Your love life is occasionally under turbulence. Sometimes you don't have the clear view of the guy in your heart.

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Is your birthday day 22 of the month?

Your Life

You have the boss character, but not a leader. Most people look up to you for your capability and confidence although they find you quite stubborn. You should listen more to others. You are a unique and charming individual.

Your Love

You hardly take the moderate track. You either love or hate someone. Whom you call friends are the chosen ones. If any of them betray you, you won't let them get away without having hard time.

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Is your birthday day 23 of the month?

Your Life

You never live your life in the way others want you to. You are an independent individual who loves challenges and excitement. You are ready to face with the result of your decision. You are usually the one your friends count on.

Your Love

Because you love excitements, you occasionally get involved in forbidden love affairs. You may fall in love with a married person and no one can stop you from making progress. You are very charming, although you might notrealize it.

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Is your birthday day 24 of the month?

Your Life

You are very optimistic and that's why you always enjoy life. You are gifted in entertaining others. Your friends love and trust you. You'll be the first they come to when they are in need of someone to speak their heart out.

Your Love

Sometimes you fall in love just because you want to be in love, not that youreally like that person. You always be seen as a sweet couple but you can't really get over your love ones from past. Your partner is usually crazy about you because you are remarkably charming andromantic.

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Is your birthday day 25 of the month?

Your Life

You are a warrior. No obstacle can stop you from reaching your goal. You always keep yourself busy. This quality plus your responsibility will eventually bring you success.

Your Love

You adore your partner as the number one priority. You value your love onemore than yourself. Your love is the greatest of all and your have potential to get married young.

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Is your birthday day 26 of the month?

Your Life

You are always curious and responsive to changes. Routine life is not the way you choose to live. Travelling is your favourite hobby because excitement is what you are after.

Your Love

You will not stand being around the one you dislike. Your love comes and goes quickly. You can be deeply in love but soon after you will be looking around for the next one.

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Is your birthday day 27 of the month?

Your Life

You are sensitive and vulnerable. Tears often run down your cheeks even whenthe matter is not that bad. This might be the result from being to pessimistic. You might seem cold on the shell, but your inner self is a kind loving person.

Your Love

You will be elegantly dressed, no matter how casually dressed your date may be. You are demanding in love and sometimes to an unacceptable extend.

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Is your birthday day 28 of the month?

Your Life

You are a capable person but you usually underestimate your own ability. This is the cause of missing numbers of opportunity to step forward. If you try to give yourself a chance, you can be successful in life. Try to see things on the bright side and you will be happier than ever.

Your Love

You are quite unlucky in love. The one in your arm is not the one in your heart. Your love has so many ups and downs. You often chicken out before seeing any progress in love.

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Is your birthday day 29 of the month? Your Life You can trust your sixth sense. Life is exciting so routine job is not your interest. You have great ideas and fantastic imagination. You often feel tired of things and people around you.

Your Love

You can tell what's in the mind of another person just from looking into his/her eyes. You are paranoid and jealous and these are the cause of fights between you and your lover.Sometimes the thing you believe in is just your imagination.

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Is your birthday day 30 of the month?

Your Life

You are always surrounded by a circle of friends. You are friendly and fun to be with. Though you occasionally disappoint them by being stubborn, but over all, they love your qualities.

Your Love

You want to have full control of your love and that's not a nice way to treat your partner. You take your time in saying yes to his wedding proposal or if you are a man, you will not propose anyone until you are certainly confident which might take ages.

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Is your birthday day 31 of the month?

Your Life

Your emotion is hard to predict. You can be sad this minute and happy in thenext. People might find it difficult to follow your emotion and understand you. You tend to take things seriously.

Your Love

You take your time to study a person before falling in love. Once you decide that he or she is the one, no one can stop you from making progress, even your partner.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE ARE DOLLS.....

2008-02-27T23:56:00.000-08:00

Guys dont accept it....but its true...........

2008-01-30T01:32:00.000-08:00

The problems with GUYS :

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u
Don’t, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;If u
Don’t, he says u are from VILLAGE.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u
keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ; If he's
Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don'tL ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;If u
Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)

If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME ; If u
Don’t, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;If he
SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ; If he
BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;If he
SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN .

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;If he

does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ; If he
HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

UFF
Sooo hard to please!!!!!

THE MOTHER

2008-01-29T21:51:00.000-08:00

1...When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her bycrying all the night.

2.. When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her byrunning away when she called.

3...When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. Youthanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

4.... When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons. You thanked herby coloring the Walls.

5.....When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays. You thanked her by looping into the nearest pile of mud.

6.....When you were 6 years old, she walked you into school. You thankedher by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING".

7......When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball. You thankedher by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor window.

8......When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream. You thankedher by dripping it all over you lap.

9.........When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. Youthanked her by never even bothering to practice it.

10...... When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day, from soccer togymnastic to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumpingout of the car and never looking back.

11.........When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to themovies. You thanked her by asking to sit in the different row.

12....... When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certainTV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

13.......When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. Youthanked her by telling her she had no taste.

14.........When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. Youthanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

15........When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. Youthanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

16..........When you were 16, she taught you how to drove her car. Youthanked her by taking it every chance you could.

17....... When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. Youthanked her by being on the phone all night.

18......When you were 18, she cried at your school graduation. You thankedher by staying out partying until dawn.

19.......When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you tocampus, carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside thedorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of you friends.

20..........When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone. Youthanked her by saying "It's none of your business".

21..........When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for yourfuture. You thanked her by saying "I don't want to be like you".

22.......When you were 22, she hugged you at your college graduation. Youthanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.

23.........When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your firstapartment. You thanked her by telling your friend it was ugly.

24........When you were 24, she met your fiancé and asked about your plansfor the future. You thanked her by glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther,please!"

25........When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and shecried and told how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfwayacross the country.

26....... When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby. Youthanked by telling her, "Things are different now."

27.........When you were 40, she called to remind you of a relative'sbirthday. You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now."

28......... When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care ofher. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to theirchildren.

29..........And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you neverdid, came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

IF SHE' S STILL AROUND, NEVER FORGET TO

LOVE HER MORE THAN EVER

AND IF SHE' S NOT,

REMEMBER HER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

Amazing Pictures

2008-01-18T00:13:00.000-08:00

Enjoy some amazing pictures........

Have FUN.....

2008-01-16T22:04:00.000-08:00

Dear Blog,

I came across some funny things and thought to share it with you.Here are some funny English sayings direct translate in Hindi??? Enjoy.............

Have a nice day! ---- Achcha din lo!

What's up? ----- Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding! ----- Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me! ----- Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up? ----- Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! ----- Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man! ---- Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude. ----- Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She's so fine! ----- Who itnee baareek hai!

Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---- O, sundarta ki Devi; kya pakaarahee ho?

Are you nuts? ----- Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun. ----- Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party. ---- Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are..............

How do you do? ----- Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch! ----- Chhoote Raho.

Let’s hang out! ----- Chalo bahar latakte hain

Have a Nice time..

THE LEADING EDGE (SOFTWARE COMPETITION)

2007-12-23T22:41:00.000-08:00

Dear Friends,

Microsoft is giving you the chance to have the leading edge by completing your computation research project (i.e. animation, manufacturing design, video editing, data visualization) with Microsoft Windows Compute Cluster Server for only US$1/node! MSDNAA licenses will be available to all students (through their universities) participating in this contest which includes ALL Microsoft software except Microsoft Office. View this page for a full list of software inclusions http://www.msdnaa.net Areas of research include, but are not limited to: Engineering, Science, Biology, Biotechnology, Finance, Geology, Medicine, Mining, Computational Applications Development, Oil and Gas Exploration, Animation – Media and Entertainment, and any other field of research involving extensive computational calculations.

What is High Performance Computing (HPC)?

HPC can be broadly defined as the technology that is used to solve computational problems that need significant processing power and need to quickly access and process very large amounts of data. Reduction in the time of execution for a computational or data-intensive application is the ultimate goal of HPC. This allows businesses and researchers to solve difficult computational problems and do it faster than ever before. HPC is used extensively today in several areas such as financial modelling, computational fluid dynamics, and biomedical research.

What is Microsoft Compute Cluster Server?

Windows Compute Cluster Server 2003 brings together the power of commodity x64 (64-bit x86) computers, the ease of use and security of Active Directory service, and the Windows operating system to provide a security-enhanced and affordable high-performance computing (HPC) solution. Windows Compute Cluster Server 2003 can be easily and quickly deployed using standard Windows deployment technologies, and additional compute nodes can be added to the compute cluster by simply plugging in the nodes and connecting them. To read more about HPC and WCCS (i.e. case studies, benefits, uses etc.)
check out http://www.microsoft.com/windowsserver2003/ccs/default.aspx

Competition Categories

A. THE LEADING EDGE ENGINEERING Computer Science and Computer Engineering students have the opportunity to develop the application program running on HPC platform.

B. THE LEADING EDGE DIGITAL CONTENT All other students are being offered the leading edge by developing digital content (web site, portal, etc.) in any theme. The web site has to be new. Existing web sites do not qualify.

 It has to be based on Unicode

 It has to be based on Nepali language or other languages of Nepal.

 It can be on any topic, area of interest, etc.

 It will be judged not only on the design, the content, the technology used, but also originality of the idea.

The web site has to prominently display that this is a competition entry in its first home page and provide a link to the main competition site. This link has to be operational for one full year.

Judging Criteria 40% TECHNOLOGY USED (How well does your project make use of HPC)

30% ORIGINALITY/ CREATIVITY(How different is your project different from others?) 30% RELEVANCE (How does your project help promote technological developments today?)

Prizes

The following Prizes will be awarded for both the categories:

1st Prize : Desktop Computer

2nd Prize : Microsoft X-Box 360

3rd Prize : HP iPAQ Windows Mobile PDA

Winning school will be given 1yr free subscription to IT Academy*.
*includes Microsoft Official Curriculum (MOC), access to MSDNAA Microsoft server licenses and Microsoft office licenses.

How do I Join?

1. Sign up. Register at The Leading Edge website http://www.theleadingedge.com.np

After signing-up you should receive an automated email response confirming your participation to the program plus a limited edition Microsoft The Leading Edge T-Shirt through Microsoft MDP Nepal office for the first 150 entries (only if you register before December 30, 2007). Once registered, expect an email from Marrah Africa (marrah_africa@hotmail.com) with instructions on how to receive your copy of Windows Server Compute Cluster Edition as well as access to other software benefits through the MSDNAA program. You will also receive instructions on how to submit your project proposals.

2. Present your project prototype during the launch of Microsoft Windows Server 2008 (details will be sent via your email).

A select panel of judges will then nominate 5 entries that will qualify the grand finals and a chance to win the prizes.

3. Final competition will be held in Kathmandu.

4. The registration fee for each nepali participant is 75 rupees.

For further details, please contact

Deeplaxmi Pokharel,program coordinator, ph:01-2030399
PO Box 956, Unlimited Bldg, Khichapokhari, Opp Pashupati Plaza, Kathmandu, NEPAL Ph: 977-1-2011302/3 Email: v-allent@microsoft.com

LOVE QUOTES

2007-12-20T22:36:00.001-08:00

· Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

· Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.

· Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its
melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another
day of loving.

· Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward
together in the same direction.

· When love is not madness, it is not love.

· Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river.

· Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.

· Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a
beginning and all fear of an end.

· Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

· Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.

· The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a
fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is
said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.

· A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,
A song is no song 'til you sing it,
And love in your heartWasn’t
put there to stay -
Love isn’t love'Til you give it away.

Girls........

2007-12-15T23:55:00.000-08:00

When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers “I’m fine “after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says “I love you” ... she means it. When a GIRL says “I miss you” ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person.... Find a guy ... who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Who turns to his friends and says, “That’s her!!”

Perfect First Impression

2007-12-13T21:23:00.000-08:00

Dear Friends,
Here are some of the tips for the perfect first impression.

When u walk into an interview, remember it only takes 30 seconds to make a lasting impression. Here are some actions you can take to help master the first impression:

· HANDSHAKE: Offer a limp hand and your partner will think you're hesitant or meek. Give a bone-crunching squeeze and you can appear overly enthusiastic or domineering__ and it hurts. But when you shake with a medium-firm grip, you convey confidence and authority.

. TIMING: Few things give a worse impression than turning up late for an important meeting. Allowing yourself sometime to get to the interview in case you have trouble finding the office. Ideally, you should check in 10 minutes early, and always be courteous and professional to everyone you meet.

. APPEARANCE: People make judgments on appearances, so it’s important to look like professional that you are. But if you dress too formally, you’ll look stuffy, and if you dress too casually, the interviewer may think you’re not serious about the job. Clothes may make the (wo) man, but hair and hygiene are crucial. Be sure your hair is clean and well-groomed and keep your makeup minimal.

. BODY LANGUAGE: Don’t underestimate the importance of your posture and subtle movements. To ensure your body language signals your confidence, sit up straight with your shoulders back. Avoid crossing your legs, and don’t adopt a casual pose, even if your interviewer does. Don’t fidget and try to maintain eye contact with the interviewer.

Situation of Nepali women in 21st century

2007-12-11T21:14:00.000-08:00

Dear Friends,
When I was Searching single women group then I really got shocked by reading some of the true stories about Nepali single women.Then I realized that in this 21st century everyone talk about their rights but the situation of women is same as it was in 18th century.Here is one true story:

Name : Radha shah
Age : 25
Location : Saptari
Cause of husband death : Accident
Children : 5 years one son

Six year ago Radha got married to Krishna from Saptari district in the traditional way and their life was full of love and happiness. In the family there was the mother-in-law, father-in-law and Krishna who earned money while Radha was the home maker. There was always plenty to go round and Radha’s in-laws loved her a lot. Days passed and Radha became pregnant and delivered a baby boy. After the birth of their child the love between Radha and her husband grew deeper. This couple always thought about how they would look after their son.

Very sadly in 2002 A.D. Radha’s husband died suddenly their her son was just six months old. After that Radha’s life turned in a different direction. The treatment from her in-laws changed and Radha was forced to work, not only in the house but also outside as a daily wage laborer.

Her father-in-law had his evil eye on her and she was forcibly sexually abused by him for five years. She was not able to talk about this as her father-in-law had threatened to kill her son if she told anyone. Although the other members of family knew, no-one had enough courage to speak out on her behalf.

In 2006 A.D., Women for Human Rights (WHR), single women group held capacity building training for single women (widows) in Saptari. Radha took part in this and became aware of the rights of single women. She explained her problems to the single women’s groups in Saptari after which they went to her home and spoke to her father-in-law. Of course, he said he did not accept this and told them he was not scared that they would go and complain about him. The single women’s group organized a press conference and filed Radha’s case with the CDO, later her father-in-law accepted his misbehaver. She also filed a case for getting her share of her property. Radha’s case was shown on Nepal 1 Television in Asoj 2006 A.D.

Radha now lives alone with her 5 year old son.

Isn't it shocking?????For more true stories see this site:
http://www.whr.org.np/index.php

Joke

2007-12-11T02:33:00.000-08:00

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.

Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.

Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.

Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.

Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.

The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?

"Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"

INtro

2007-12-10T00:30:00.000-08:00

Hello , Hi and Namaste to everybody!!!!!