How can a student pass ??

How can a student pass ??
It is not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student:
Sundays-52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.
8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.
1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.
2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)- means 30days.
Days left 96.
1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days.
Days left 81.
Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40.
Days left 6.
For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.
Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.
That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!! !!!!!!!
Balance = 0
" THEN How can a student pass??”

24 THINGS TO ALWAYS REMEMBER.......

1. Your presence is a present to the world.
2. You're unique and one of a kind.
3. Your life can be what you want it to be.
4. Take the days just one at a time.
5. Count your blessings, not your troubles.
6. You'll make it through whatever comes along.
7. Within you are so many answers.
8. Understand, have courage, be strong.
9. Don't put limits on yourself.
10. So many dreams are waiting to be realized.
11. Decisions are too important to leave to chance.
12. Reach for your peak, your goal, and your prize.
13. Nothing wastes more energy than worrying.
14. The longer one carries a problem, the heavier it gets.
15. Don't take things too seriously.
16. Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.
17. Remember that a little love goes a long way.
18. Remember that a lot . . . goes forever.
19. Remember that friendship is a wise investment.
20. Life's treasures are people . . . together.
21. Realize that it's never too late.
22. Do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.
23. Have health and hope and happiness.
24. Take the time to wish upon a star.

SO U THINK U KNOW EVEYTHING?

CHECK THIS OUT:

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes) .

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.(Some days that's about what my memory span is)

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.)Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

There are more chickens than people in the world..

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

21 Golden Rules

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.



TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.



THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.



FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.



FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.



SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.



SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.



EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.



NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.



TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.



ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.



TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.



THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'



FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.



FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.



SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.



SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for se lf; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.



EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.



NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.



TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice



TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN '"SOMEONE U LOVE'" AND '"SOMEONE U LIKE'"

In front of the person u love,ur heart beats faster.

But in front of the person u like,u get happy.

In front of a person u love,winter seems like a spring.

But in front of a person u like,winter is just a beautiful winter.I

f u look into the eyes of the one u love,u blush.

But if u look into the eyes of the one u like,u smile.

In front of a person u love,u can't say anything on ur mind.

But in front of a person u like,u can.

In front of the one u love,u tend to get shy.

But in front of the one u like,u can show ur own self.

U can't look straight into the eyes of the one u love.

But u can always smile into the eyes of the one u like.

When the one u love is crying,u cry with him.

But when the one u like is crying,u end up comforting him.

The feeling of love starts from the eye.

But the feeling of liking starts from the ear.

So if u stop liking a person u used to like,all uneed to do is close ur ears.

But if u try to close ur eyes,love turns into a drop of tear & remains in ur heart forever..... ..

HEY GUYS,DO U LIKE MARKETING?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising..."


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN...........

16th August, coming Saturday, is an auspicious day that stands as a festival dedicated to brothers and sisters who share the special bond of love and protection. Raksha Bandhan usually known as Rakhi means a bond of protection. It is a day marked for all those brothers and sisters who fight a lot but yet can’t live without fighting with each other; and in that fight somewhere is a special tie of unconditional love and respect.

Fighting is a part of a brother-sister relationship. Ask your brother what he loves to do the most and his reply will be “pulling my sister’s hair” (My Brother sometimes irritates me and my sister by pulling our hairs)!! Who are those two people running around the house chasing each other? The answer is bro-sis. They fight a lot not because they hate each other, but because they are inseparable.

I have a brother with whom I’ve fought a lot when I was a little kid (even now I fight with him), how about you all? How often do you guys fight with your siblings and who wins at last? On what topics do you fight Huh?

And, how about this Raksha Bandhan? Any gifts you’ve thought so far?Make sure you make your Raksha Bandhan special with loads of loving coming our way too! Let that Rakhi not just be a simple thread but let it be a thread full of affection, blessing and of course, love.

"WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN"