Nice one.... Try reading, keep on laughing!!

These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH..

our class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america..".. ..lol...
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DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"......
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My manager started like this"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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our chemistry HOD comes and tells us..."My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code.."i understand.. u understand.computer how understand??
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