Nice one.... Try reading, keep on laughing!!

These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH..

our class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america..".. ..lol...
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DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"......
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My manager started like this"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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our chemistry HOD comes and tells us..."My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code.."i understand.. u understand.computer how understand??
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This is What Hindi Movies is all about......

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha

Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her.
Poor girl, little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

Rangeela

Aamir Khan tells his friend that he will take Urmila Matondkar for a chinese meal. Strangely when they are in restaurant, Aamir Khan orders usal pulav etc.

What's happened to the wish for noodles ?

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi

Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America. Jet Airways does not fly abroad.

Raja Hindustani

Navneet Nishan has short hair before marriage. But after tying the knot, overnight she acquires waist-length hair.

What a hair raising experience !!

Raja

Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil.

Who filled the can?

Guddu

Manisha & Shahrukh are seen hanging from a parachute during a song. But when the song ends, they land down on the glider.

What a switch above sea level !!!

Tere Mere Sapne

Priya Gill is doing her B.A. But at the bus stop, she is carrying her electrical technology by .L.Theraja.

What an electrifying change of discipline !!!