Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The Guys' Rules


Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules " From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are their rules!Please note.. These are all numbered "1" .

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
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1. Crying is blackmail.

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1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!

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1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

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1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

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1. You have enough clothes.

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1. You have too many shoes.

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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

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SO GALS ............

WHAT U THINK ABOUT IT?

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